Resolved Question: Detroit residents and Lions fans?

4 February 2012, 9:54 am

I will be visiting Detroit for the first time for my bullshit job. If I wear my Packer gear, how many attempts on my life can I expect? Will I be assaulted by one of your many criminals? Can I expect to see the sun at all? How many times will I be mugged? Please give me any useful information regarding survival in your "wonderful" city. Thank you.... Read More »